Hello, my name is Troy Simpson. And I'm a misadventurer.

Anyone can be an adventurer. But it takes something innate to be a *mis*adventurer.

Who wants to see someone else enjoy themselves on holiday when you're stuck in the office?

If you take joy from the misery of others, then you will choose me.

After all, isn't that what travel insurance is for? To insure against accidents and misfortunes?

It just happens that I have more misfortunes than others.